I hate this 1 thing about cruise embarkation – here’s how I avoid it

Imagine yourself in a roped-off series of lanes, zigzagging back and forth as you shuffle along behind hundreds of other people. You listlessly juggle paperwork and other personal belongings as you creep forward at a glacial pace. All that’s missing is Ben Stein unenthusiastically mumbling “next” in his best “Bueller” voice. No, I’m not talking …